The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is yoohoo? Diner Employee: We don't cotton to strange Chinaman with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time. Oh yeah, I dont polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. First Xavier: Yeah. Your moms so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. As a result, for the last minute or so of the show, all the dialogue is in Arabic. Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. Xavier: Here's a new philosophical query for you to chomp on. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. Xavier: It's the drumbeat to which our spirits dance. Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. Xavier: Well, Ma'am, I suppose I'm seeking a deep strata of truth. Processing. I always did it like this. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Well Im gonna be the bigger man, and hang up first- ugh dammit! When a battered woman reaches out to Xavier for help, Xavier reaches inside her-- to find that the truth hurts. Mexican Gang Leader: He's only the biggest drug dealer since Truman. You have to watch us eat the pizza with nary a slice for yourself. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. For this is my destiny Clumso: Uh-oh! No one deserves a mix-up that bad! Clip: We don't got no freaks here in Burbury, and we's done hate freaks with open, unquenchable cans of philosophical thirst-worms. Gang Leader: I'm the leader! IDEAL OPORTUNIDAD DE INVERSION, CODIGO 4803 OPORTUNIDAD!! Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. See still got the scar the prove it. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Man: What in the human intimates you doing, freak? XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? It's intense! Kiss your mother, youngling. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Xavier: Now's not the time, but your brother died of shameful lifestyle choice. If you have a related Youtube channel, enter the URL. Police Civilian: Just hit the switch, Rodney. Xavier: Whichever path frau destiny sets beneath this seeker, this pupil of the universe is as good as any. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. It's got embossed gold 12-point Courier font on bone white semigloss stock. And it's up to us to start repopulating the planet. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. WebNick Weidenfeld. Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Xavier: A crying lady! Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. Succotash, succotash, win some cash! If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man. Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! Confront your future. Television Commercial: Uh-oh, now there was a factory mix-up! executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. Hello? WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. EXCELENTE OPORTUNIDAD DEPARTAMENTO CNTRICO EN COSQUIN, OPORTUNIDAD CHALET VILLA MIRADOR DEL LAGO. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Some o' them crazy cookies. Fatestiny. [gets in a car and drives backwards down the street]. You're a hit. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Xavier's Father: Son, it was you who killed me. Xavier: Did I? Are you prepared for this moment? Diner Customer: What are you, a Chinaman? Xavier: Well, if that's love, I'd like to make some love (shakes his fist) to his mouth. Shiny: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. The Judge: By proclaiming your innocence, you admit that you are on trial! The balance of happiness is constant. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Huoourgh! What do your heart spirits have to say to your mind-sacs? I love your wife. The Everchild: Don't you see? Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. Mexican Gang Member #4: Maybe I do have more issues than a magazine stand, but all those magazines are puro fancy. Xavier: Renegade Angel premiered on November 4, 2007 and ended on April 16, 2009, with a total of 20 episodes. X2: Xavier: What *is* this place and who *am* I? 3. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Confront your future. We're a dying breed. But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance. SoundCloud. I'm doing it! This project was completed with assistance from the Georgia Film Office, a division of the Georgia Department of Economic Development. Now, Popo, I understand you're starting your own 700 Club. I just want to groom and train poodles. Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles. Skeeter-Beast: Sorry, but I'm with someone who doesn't lie about who they are on the inside. Xavier tries to ask a caveman if he's seen it, but isn't sure how to describe it, so he makes a drawing of it on the cave wall. Xavier: Damn you, Clumso! Your leg looks dislocated pretty bad. They'd call me names. Mocho: It's kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. I'm wearing the hood! Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Either I. When a troubled woman loses her babies, Xavier has to insert himself into his own inner child to help him locate the lostlings. Shiny: You give up your game, and I'll get you a job at the Jobby Job Center. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Second Xavier: 'cause I'm already married. Just slice and insert! With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. 2 Mar. Hold. Xavier: [thinking] What Doth Life? Clip: Freak! SoundCloud. Processing. Couldn't save my parents. I'll let them co-bask in my reflective glory! On a holiday I took (I went to Oxford on the last day and found a costume shop) I brought white and black paint and red blood. Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. Do not take this as license to Watch It Stonedit might make more sense, but it is just as likely that you will be utterly terrified from the sensory overload. Deliverymen: Hey, thanks, mister. Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. Xavier: You and I both knew what we had couldn't last. DJ: No time! Did he clip you? Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Hold. X2: Whenever you turn your back, I secretly groom and train poodles. Xavier: This week, instead of eating tacos, let's just talkoh. "I han't never seen him this heated since The Incident! And so the final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match. During the "battle of wits" between the two Xaviers in "Shakashuri Blowdown," one of them says "your mom's so shallow, "Vibracaust" and "Xavier's Maneuver" both have, "El Tornadodor" and "Damnesia Vu" both have. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Cue the camera focusing on a truck driving by with, Lampshaded again in "Weapons Grade Life" (bolding where the camera suddenly zooms in on the character's lips), A surprisingly subtle example in the very first episode. We're a dying breed. Oh! Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection. Xavier: Been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. on November 27, 2019, This series will REALLY get you goodin off and XDDDD'ing, give it a watch if you like bloody, gory, and EXPLOSIVE shows :3. Don't be a pleasure hog. But I eat balls for breakfast. Valve Corporation. Juggler: I went to Burning Person this year? Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. Xavier: My God. So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. Well, when I find that demon, I shall slay him -- to death! It's got embossed-gold 12-point courier font on bone-white semigloss stock. Your every smile is a dagger. In episode 8, something similar happens to Xavier himself. All rights reserved. You're so strong! That's why you don't like cereal. This noodle is a steel cage! Xavier: You are supposed to be dead right now, but here -- 20 bucks. Someone left this in the lost and found. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Fan: Percy, I want to be your girlfriend! You have shown true loco spirit. [typing] What Doth Life? But not me, I'm sh*t my heart. I forgot it! [Young Xavier's hand get burned from reaching]. Oh yeah? There was a mix-up at the cookie factory! Xavier: This must mean I've saved a life. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Facebook page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's Twitter page. (The employee and the customer both attack Xavier.). One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. 3. Web. Youre the un-me. Here's my card. Second Gang Member: I like to kill to music. The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. Mocho: I can think so cleary without all the visual clutter. she probably thinks this quip is about her, "Fate. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Frightened? Boy: Yummy! He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Things nearly blowup in their faces, but Xavier employs some quick think and tasty treats to avert catastrophe. Kid on Chili Slide: You'll jalape?o pants! It's notes he's not playing. Here's my card. on the Internet. Mexican Gang Leader: Once a year, we let one novice member sit in as gang leader for a week. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Soldier: Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you? I've got to help those poor bastards. Skeeter-Beast: That'll give you time to reflect. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. But not like the others. But not like the others. I'll help you. All rights reserved. Conversation nook. You hear that? Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. When someone says "life", the word echoes, almost every single time, no matter who says it. Mocho: Oh, yeah. Television Commercial: Clumso the cookie chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Whos this? All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Xavier must choose betwixt thy heart and thine mind. WaitSorryIMeanDrugs! Mexican Gang Leader: I'm the leader! Maybe he does it because you're stupid. Harder. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Well it's 5:55. You promised! Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats. Xavier: Life. Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? All rights reserved. Xavier: [enters a realm where the world unfolds in reverse, sees a man hit by a car] I'm too late. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Man #2: My eye! 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