Jdmokie Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. Whats the largest gem on earth? "Sir, you'll need to leave, you can't pee in the pool." This is my pas favorite joke, but we say it with a arrondissement, and as a run on mi; Why did the amie pas out of ylu tree. Why do vampires seem sick? Freely" was a staple of schoolyard humour back when I was a schoolboy in the 60's. The creator of "The Simpsons", Matt Groening, once drew a funny cartoon with a long list of all the words & expressions that make kids giggle. 31. I pee, eh, My wife asked me: "How do you pee and aim so well with an erection?" Donald Trump Explained to me his version of trickle down economics. Why did the teacher have a sack full of birdseed? If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed. Me: You know they got in a lot of trouble because of those sketches. 132. Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. With a shaking voice, he asked, Do I have to drink it?, What do hoppy beers and Canadian urinals have in common? Spell Icup A joke you can play on your friends. Time to get a new clock. Nevermind she's back, she went to pee. But the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in. What board game does the sky love to play? What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce. 86. Because it was feeling a little crummy. Gildan 18000 But whats even funnier is a good pee joke. You know how when you start to pee and its pretty clear so youre thinking wow Im pretty hydrated, cool! Husband : [peeing on jellyfish] This is for stinging my wife. A mon-key. Maybe she wont hear me if I turn on the water. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? And this joke is around for so long before and just remember it so why not to post it. Everyone who hears it: What the- by 13579086421357908642 January 1, 2023 Get the Spell Icup mug. Deep sea urination! What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head? You rocket. 122. Why did the mosquito cross the road? What does Miley Cyrus have at the end of her name? Whats the smartest insect? Why was 6 afraid of 7? The one that learns by reading. To save time! This is life. To get to the other pee! 28. A way to not say I see you pee when someone pulls an ICUP trick on you, is to spell it E-Y-E-C-U-P as ICUP and eyecup sound the same. What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? What do you call two birds in love? What do you call an old snowman? 26. 85. Friends are like snowflakes 175. This is life. 65. They all disappear the moment you pee on them. In case he got a hole in one. Why are pizza jokes the worst? Joke #7997. It's not poo it's pee. 15. Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his leg muscles so much as a kid? What are other jokes that are like spell icup They say i, c, u, p but it sounds like i see you pee. What kind of music do mummies listen to? 41. 182. It is similar to the Spell Pig Backwards pee jokes. Life guard noticed and started blowing his whistle. I was extremely upset, but then I read the sign: A palm tree! What did the bathtub say to the toilet? Slim fit with longer body length When my three-year-old Son was told to pee in a cup at the doctors office, he unexpectedly got nervous. I lava you!. How does The Rock pee? The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. Pee Jokes Top 20 Jokes about Pee Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals. Can't you pee that you're pissing your mother off? Which superhero hits home runs? 45. He goes to the girl's father and says "I want to marry your daughter." The father says "With the money you have you can't even pay for my daughter's toilet paper." The guy say's, "Don't worry, i'm not going to marry a girl who is full of crap." Bathroom Call. A cornfield. Why is a football stadium always cold? The word ICUP, itself, is not a word. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Color: Black, Cardinal Red, Forest Green, Gold, Navy, Royal, Sport Grey, White. How does a cucumber become a pickle? An eyecup actually is a thing. I dont snore or steal covers. First, you drill a hole in the ice then line it with peas. Not to brag, but I'm pretty good in bed. 73. R2 detour. To get to the other urinal! "I.P. SCRIMZOX WAS HACKED!!! ICUP or Spell ICUP is a made you say it joke and prank that involves making someone accidentally say that they have watched someone peeing. Because he wanted a Pee! 123. Twister. 76. The staircase. Ill never part with this!. The same middle name. To get to the other pee! Only the funniest of jokes for my subscribers! What's red and bad for your teeth? I foresee a lot of pee jokes." You planet! Nacho cheese! . In memory of my Dad, heres his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race? Can February March? But when Pee Wee Herman tried to do the opposite, everybody lost their minds? 91. Lemon-aid. When is an awning like a urine sample? A wearwolf. And then you keep going and it gets continuously darker and darker. 104. 95. The next night it was "Left for dad 2". How'd I do? Because she was stuffed. How do bees brush their hair? The public library. I cant wait until our son is old enough to appreciate dad jokes!). 147. Shop Pee Joke Underwear & Panties for Men & Women from CafePress. When you point your weener in one direction, pee comes out the opposite. Did you hear about the Native American who tried to break the world's record for drinking tea? A vigilANTe! His transparents. 12. But sometimes, no matter how much you try to hold it in, you just cant help but let out a little (or a lot) of pee. Cookies! Do you think the expression "take a rain check" is especially apt among people who participate in golden showers? After tramping through the woods for the day, Walt's friend clutches his chest before collapsing on the ground. What do you call a sorcerer who only deals in urine magic? Slang.org is a community-driven dictionary and database of slang terms. See if your kids dare to take a sip! What do you call a famous turtle? Why did the tomato blush? Check out101 Clean Jokes101 Funny One-Liners101 Funny Puns. Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age Don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place. Featuring ICUP Strong Font, red, white, black, blue and green colors, and laughs! My doctor said I can't lift more than ten pounds 197. The Funny ICUP ( I See You Pee) apparel is a great gift for kids and adults with a sense of humor! Cash ew. Because he wanted a Pee! ", How does the Rock take a pee? As she was getting ready to go to our InstaCare to get a test done, she commented that she wasn't sure if she would be able to make the drive over without having to pee. A ghoul-friend. Icup I See You Pee Gag After approximately 2 weeks you will receive the item. Uncle: oh I'll deal with it. What do you feed an alligator? 110. Because it was dead. Which planet loves to sing? To pee or not to pee. Open-toad! I am genuinely sorry if my joke did offend anyone, I just wanted to share my dad's quick comeback because it had all of us laughing. Heard the person who invented the urinals was very young. I don't like asparagus What did the elf learn in school? . Ready to groan? 94. We are proud of what we do so if you are ever in the area stop by and see us!, ONE SIZE FITS ALL TRUCKER - This classic retro vintage looking trucker hat is brand new, but you don't have to tell anyone that. Do it from the diving board and everyone loses their minds. So check your facts. 137. Mom: Daddy doesnt have two penises son My kids are still able to get in the house. 152. Friends are like snowflakes 44. Why did the puppy do so well at school? How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? Only the funniest of jokes for my subscribers! It is better to be silent than to dispute with the ignorant. A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop." The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. 159. 158. urine luck! 136. (poison & night vision; slow & turtle). Rather fail with honour than succeed by fraud. The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of beer." And it happened. He Dwaynes his Johnson. They are especially funny when you are a kid and you think peeing your pants is the funniest thing in the world. Be warned: some of these terms have been around since before MMXVII, but our Slang.org experts have made sure to include only words that have either had a revival or are at least relevant to current slang-biosphere. I dont know why but my girlfriend gets so furious when I pee in the shower. Spell icup ok haha 16 photos taken seconds before disaster facts verse 961,623 views spell icup or? To get to the other pee! Why cant your hand be 12 inches long? If you know of another definition of ICUP that should be included here, please let us know. 74. Quick picking on me! My first, "official dad" dad joke. What do you call a sheep with no legs? 131. 172. Router: I pee. My aunt saw him and got slightly irritated because this was a problem she thought he had gotten over. What do you call a sleeping T-Rex? Computer chips. And it was fine. When the punchline is a parent. A Sparrow-Goose. Husband : [peeing on jellyfish] This is for stinging my wife. What are bald sea captains most worried about? But the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in. Statements: I need to use the [toilet/restroom/bathroom]. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Is R Kelly a rapper or a raper? She goes to talk to her husband about it: Aunt: Yes. Theyre always getting knocked down. A coconut on vacation. 53. D DaiSmallcoal Senior Member English (UK) Wales U.K. Feb 9, 2010 #6 Spelling. Maternity ward nurse asked my wife if she needed to go to the bathroom. What kind of nut doesnt like money? Want to hear a good pee joke? 37. Me: did you know that you can't hear willow ptarmigans go to the bathroom. What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Why did the M&M go to school? With all the recent news about cannabis legalization, we want you all equipped with the hip hemp lingo. The most incredible comeback to any argument. 179. Anything it wants! Maybe she wont hear me if I turn on the water. I need to [relieve/empty] my bladder I need to answer nature's call. He drowned in his tea pee. Whats a private investigators favorite shoe? Pee'r review. Where did the music teacher leave her keys? Dam!. 149. It originated by a kid texting his friends, trying to come up with a new texting phrase like how people use U to replace you and R for are, came up with ICUP, and it became a popular joke. What has ears but cannot hear? Plus, if it takes them more than eight hours to install the wood floors I get them free! He was a little Thor. It is even better when his friends are around. A whizzard. 185. Joke #6030. Why did Robin Williams cross the road? I said hey, no comments from the pee/nut gallery. A gummy bear. 189. You have to pee, but theres nobody around to hear you. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. If you gotta pee but there's no toilet in sight Today well be visiting our neighbors across the pond here at Slang.org to give you a deep dive into the countries most enticing jargon. Tweethearts. Look At All The Places I Could Pee Funny Dog. If you don't know anything about menses, let me preface this by stating that the first day of the cycle is often the worse, and most girls get the shits while on their period. Because they work on so many levels. And he started peeing in front of me. Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not. When it's hard to pee, Urine trouble. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Here are some of the funniest pee jokes for adults: -What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? The bear shrugged. The elf-abet. Because she was the teachers pet! How did the baby tell his mom he had a wet diaper? and he'll eat for a day. Whether youre appealing to get some giggles out of kids or start a lighthearted chat over happy hour with coworkers, these short jokes are sure to take the cake! We mature with the damage, not with the years. Well urine luck. Where do you learn to make ice cream? And I only pee if something startles me. There are only two type of guys. 40 funny easter jokes and puns ever, 12+ April Fools' Day Pranks Jokes Pictures, 28+ Kid Jokes Cute Knock Knock Jokes Background, 35+ Your Mom Jokes Try Not To Laugh Images. 14K. A has-bean. quick, pee on it A slang term for being in a monogamous relationship, and may refer to publicly announcing the relationship. Those who pee in the shower, and those who lie, Do it from the diving board and everyone loses their minds. 38. 68. When Bosnia hurts to go pee, duh. 19. Why did the peanut get into a rocket? Where do most horses live? A jellyfish stung my wife Available for a few days only. This goes right up there for proudest moment of my life, next to saving a child from a burning building. Tweets. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go. Urine trouble. "I'm not sure; I was born with them.". ICUP is one of the few Jdmokie memes that is actually mainstream, the other being Proto. Whether its because youre laughing so hard or because you just cant hold it any longer, these pee jokes are sure to make you pee your pants! Sundae school. What is the name of the fourth child? 46. 21. You changed some of the ones that didn't really need changing and theres still some that are too similar imo. Show Answer. So scared I almost fell in. Are you looking for some funny pee jokes to make you laugh out loud? and enjoy it on your iPhone, iPad and iPod touch. 3. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat. A dino-snore! Icup jokes that are not only about icu but actually working deadwood puns like apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink and. Why are elevator jokes the funniest? Why did the banana visit the doctor? But after a while, I was like, this has got to stop! What animal dresses up and howls? 193. What is fast, loud and crunchy? To get to the other Minnie Driver! 100. Urine for a treat. 90. I got a good laugh at that one and for some strange reason I feel that some number of years from now I will be trolling the Home Depot parking lot making Bee Pee jokes and someone will send me back in time to save dad joking for future generations and I will tell myself that joke for the first time today My dad was taking my girlfriend home and I was coming with, in the car we were talking about Little Britain and we were talking about the old lady that pees everywhere. 33. Who survived? 116. Why did the man drink out of the Toilet? What gets wetter the more it dries? There are no example uses of ICUP at this time. Why did the man cross the road? When you pee on them they disappear. What did one little boy say to another who wanted to join the pee-pee club? Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. When does the former Yugoslavia know it has kidney stones? We would greatly appreciate your contribution if you would like to submit your own! To stop the wave! Nothing, the pee is silent, What do you call crystal clear pee? With experi-mints. Freeze. Thoughts Owl-gebra! You give a man pea soup Click here for more information. And then, my teacher, who is about as strict and as hard to make laugh as they get, slowly sinks into her table and covers her face. I bob and weave the entire time I pee. Choco-late! . 58. 22. Why did the computer get sick? As a matter of fact I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. How to use the term ICUP: There are no example uses of ICUP at this time. Keegan come here. They are staying for the weekend. What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach? 194. Did you know theres no official training for a garbage collector? Where is Pop Corn?. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. My doctor told me I can't lift anymore heavy objects. When Jd would respond saying that he was capping (slang for lying or joking) Pop would reply by saying that the definition of capping was drinking something out of a bottle cap, and saying that Jd was capping their pee. From dad jokes about wetting yourself, to bathroom humor about peeing in the shower theres something for everyone in this collection of side-splitting piss taking humor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. Because the pee is silent. 25. 184. urine luck. Because it saw the salad dressing. Because their parents were in a jam. Why are ghosts terrible liars? 142. What do they tell you when you get accepted into the pee club? Icup jokes that are not only about icu but actually working deadwood puns like apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink and. Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? So now I have to pee sitting down. I am dirty, I love being filled with wood, but someone only goes down on me once a year. Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby? What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Peeing Blood Urine Trouble Funny Fish Picture. 195. Love is like a fart. It's an old playground joke, when you spell it out it sounds like i see you pee. Where did the music teacher leave her keys? What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? Giphy. Why was the students report card wet? 82. Whats a snakes favorite subject in school? 181. They love cheetahs. (My husband texted this to me this morning. 27. 150. Show Answer. I really had to pee, but the restroom was closed. 101. 16. What do you call a bear with no teeth? What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? Askideas.com, Cultivation of Human Mind should be the Ultimate aim of Human Existence. These classic urine-based laughs are perfect for anyone who enjoys a good potty joke. Source: pics.me.me Funny spelling jokes like icup. Why cant you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Snow. Then youve come to the right place! A golden shower! Because they make up everything. As they went upstairs, that was "Left for dad". 16. 171. 67. If an electric train is traveling south at 10 miles per hour and the wind is blowing North at 10 miles per hour, which way does the smoke blow? Whether its met by the groans that accompany most dad jokes or the light trickling of laughter that meets a good pun, a funny short joke can always put that spark back in an evening thats gone dull. 78. Fooled you! Nothing. A plane crashed in the jungle and every single person died. What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd (271.25 g/m)) He's written his name in the snow with pee." . The cow that jumped over the moon. Why did the chicken cross the playground? A couple of retired buddies went hunting. My dad loved telling the same jokes over and over, one of his favourites was: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? when you pee on them, they disappear. Physically may be impossible, but scientists have concurred that alphabetically very much possible. What has three letters and starts with gas? R2Pee2 Funny Picture. The 2tnslppbntso joke started appearing on TikTok in 2021. Does your mother get angry when you pee because you carried it outside? That truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Where do woodland birds invest their money? What did the plumber say to his girl friend when breaking up with her Why did the girl cross the road? The trick is now pretty much well-known, so not a lot of people fall for it anymore. ", I didn't but I wanted to leave so I said "yes", He says "Well they found out the bees are using the bathroom while they're flying around the gas station And you know what their favorite gas station is?". What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach? Theyre too cheesy. Electric trains dont blow smoke. Pee Jokes for Kids These classic urine-based laughs are perfect for anyone who enjoys a good potty joke. when a woman pees her natural anatomy does allow the pee to flow out, but of course some bog roll is required to mop up drips as we dont have a hosepipe like you men. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because then itd be a foot. 115. Why are snails slow? Take a peek at this list and choose your favorites. How many months have 28 days? Hailing taxis. To get to the other pee! ", She rolled her eyes and told me that one was a real stretch. 174. Which side of a cow is the hairiest? What do friends and snow flakes have in common? When its a can-o-pee. 186. 64. I was extremely upset, but then I read the sign: Except clearer, and there's less question it's going down the drain. These jokes are sure to make you pee your pants! Hour you doing? What type of key opens a banana? What does a triceratops sit on? Have fun with different levels! Im fortunate to have such a reliable printer when I offer thousands of different designs and color options! What do you call a piece of seaweed thats fallen in the trash? 98. There was a prank going around that Apple had made a new product that was a l phone crossed with a cup, called an iCup. A rocket chip. What is a computer's favorite snack? Share the best GIFs now >>> I See You Pee - Etsy Find something memorable, join a community doing good. Remember weddings are the numb, 27+ Funny Pictures Of Animals Pictures . 10. 20 years later you have finally given me the punch line to this joke, thank you, thank you, thank you! At their I Pee address! I said: "It's hard. Went swimming today. It depends how much pee is involved. I force alexa to spell icup and it doesnt want to. 178. What did the Baby Corn say to the Mama Corn? The lavatory. strength. So far, all that came out was pee. 52. What do you get if you dip a baby cat in chocolate? Only non-chlorine bleach. Old guy goes to the doctor His wife is with him to help due to . 1. Purr-ple. He drown in his tea pee. What did the lava say to his girlfriend? If you pee on them, they'll dissapear. Who cares if you pee in the shower? What was the first animal in space? Now, 2tnslppbntso is not a jumble of letters/code that you see every day. Because he wanted mashed potatoes. A shell-ebrity! and he'll eat for a day. 79. Those who pee in the shower Feel free to adapt them as necessary for your audience. ICUP is one of the few Jdmokie memes that is actually mainstream, the other being Proto. 47. With a shaking voice, he asked, Do I have to drink it?. The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I almost fell in. 120. He gets furious and turns red. Megha is the heart of funnyjokestoday.com - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Answer: Cause the Pee is silent. Runs true to size. Youre pointless! 97. They promised me, they promised today will be the last time this stupid untrained dog will ever pee on my carpet! If they were boys, theyd be uncles. Because the chicken wasnt born yet. If you have to force it, it's probably crap. Food was good, but there really wasnt much atmosphere. Categories of this T-shirt isFUNNYfromIcup,See You Pee,Pun,Joke,Humor,Hilarious, Bella+Canvas 3001 That truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Why are penguins socially awkward? Runs true to size, Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt 34. Why is it more difficult for men to pee when they have an erection? Score: 1. Indifferent Type All urinals being occupied, uses sink. 121. Say lettuce and spell cup = let us see you pee, Spell IHOP = I ate your pee (IHOP is a pancake place), Say I, spell map, and say face = I am a peeface. 84. 199. 160. Dont take me for granite! Everytime I come, it's news. Where does a valcano go to pee? I dont snore or steal covers. The bride and all her guests, apparently. "Yeah, but it's in *her* handwriting.". "Closed for professional porpoises.". "Return of the living dad". Silent Night. #happyshinx #spell icup #pumpkindrawing #icup axolotl just slowly reverts back to a normal axolotl. 156. Where is a tech support's bathroom located? #dadjokes #DadJokes2015. -What do you call it when someone pees in your face? 63. Urine. -What do you call it when a man pees in the ocean? 119. I was circumcised when I was born and I couldnt walk for nearly a year. Said my wife I'm not a fan of some of them losing their iconic colours, esp. Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull. "But everyone pees in the pool!" One thing about going pee with an erection I have created a new religion, therapism. "Shit happens". Icup - I See You Pee Gag Shirt. 118. Susan: I see you pee. 6. Plus, all of these jokes are nice and quick so its not a lot to memorize! Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! 198. How do you stop an astronauts baby from crying? When you develop a kids joke-telling ability youre subconsciously building their self-esteem as they perform them and help them grow in their wit, timing, and language. We will provide tracking information after production. Pup-eroni pizza! Funny spelling jokes like icup. 107. What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k? This joke, in particular is actually listed in the definition of "dad joke" on Wikipedia. After this being mentioned, Jdmokie used Popeetoes as an example in the joke. Retail fit Me: Spell Icup. Mancub comes back downstairs from doing a pee. 54. Guys, you're going to want to sit down for this (literally). A Kitty-Kat Bar! 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